... on pain of liquidation

If I were to list all of the things that had annoyed me today... well, it would be tomorrow by the time I finished, and then I'd be annoyed that I'd wasted so much time making such a pointless list. Basically what the day needs is an extra hour, somewhere between 10:00am and 11:00am which should be dedicated to getting all of the things done that you were supposed to do yesterday and need desperately to have done by the afternoon. It could be kind of like a no-hour that doesn't technically exist so nobody can ever schedule things to occur during it and everybody would just leave everybody else the hell alone so they can get on with the things they need to be doing instead of attending pointless meetings or the like. Right, well that's my brilliant idea for today, well, actually it's my second, but the one that came to mind after watching one of Brisbane's fabulous bus drivers going about the business of customer service (hah!) this morning would probably be considered generally socially unacceptable. Yes, it was to do with rounding up and shooting particular types of people... or perhaps subjecting them to intense behaviour modification... or something. I don't know, there should be a minimum level of interpersonal skill required before one should actually be allowed out to deal with the general public.*

Now, lets try to think of something positive that doesn't involve rounding up and shooting anybody.

Actually, I'm too tired. I'll do positive things tomorrow, I promise. In the meantime, here's a flower:




*I assure you, I am merely attempting to be humourous and am IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER suggesting a mass killing of bus drivers, rude or otherwise.