Sale? Did you say sale? You did say sale, didn't you?

Right, before we get started, has everybody got their good undies on? Yes? Good... let's go then!

Well, it turns out that it's been almost four months since I listed the first item in my Etsy shop. No, don't worry, I'm not about to start out on one of those fantastically improbable success stories about how I opened my Etsy shop while living in a wheelie bin to sell my handmade soup tin sculptures and now four months later I'm living in a mansion made out of soup tins... mainly because I haven't actually got a fantastic success story, but also because I've never really had a thing for soup tins. Where this is all going is here: those things I listed nearly four months ago are about to expire... and I'd like you (or someone.. anyone really) to buy them before they do. Let's be brutally honest... these are the items that have the crap photographs I never got around to fixing... these are the boring items that never got any hearts or enough interest to warrant renewing... these are, in fact, the items that have been hanging out at the bottom of the second page of my store inventory filling up space and making the others look good. These are the items that if nobody buys in the next couple of days, I'm either going to give away as gifts to family, start wearing myself or chop up to turn into something else. Now doesn't that make you all just want to go over and buy them? No? Well how about if I tell you that I've reduced the prices on them all? Yes! Now she's talking, you all scream out at once! Things are ON SALE?! Where?! Why right over here, my friend...

And for those of you who still aren't convinced... here's a look at some of the things I'm looking to flog off... (er, I mean... no, actually I do mean flog off)

Right, now you all have absolutely no excuse... OFF YOU GO!